Emergency Plan F by Smoak Ivy

Author:Smoak, Ivy
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: swingers, neighbors, steamy romance, wife swap, love doctor
Publisher: Ivy Smoak

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"Okay, calm down," said Phoenix. She had come over as soon as I texted her ,"EMERGENCY!"

"How can I calm down?! I nearly sucked your pool guy's cock after letting him feel me up. And then Sally saw me." I put my face in my hands. What was Connor going to do when he found out? I loved him. I loved him so much and I had probably just fucked up our entire marriage.

"I don't see what's so bad about Sally. Why don't we just go talk to her?"

"Oh God, have you not met Sally yet?"

"No."

"Well I'm sure she already knows all about you. She's so gossipy. She literally knows everything about everyone in a five mile radius. It's possible that she's already told half the neighborhood."

"But it's only been like thirty minutes."

"You're right. It's probably closer to three quarters of the neighborhood that she's told."

"Okay, I think I get the point," said Phoenix. "Sally cannot be trusted to keep this under wraps."

"Correct. Maybe we should just come clean and tell our husbands what happened."

"I guess we might have to. But won't Connor still be mad at you for letting the pool guy feel you up?" She unsuccessfully tried to stifle a laugh. "I still don't see how you could have mixed them up."

"I was trying to play it cool and read my book! You wouldn't understand. You had to be there." I decided to steer the conversation away from my stupidity and back to trying to find a solution. "But yeah, I don't see any other options. I think we have to tell them."

Phoenix thought about it for a second. "Let's call Lulu. She got us into this mess, maybe she will know how to fix it."

I had a feeling it was a bad idea to turn to Lulu for advice, but Phoenix had already picked up my phone and made the call.

"Hi, girls," said Lulu.

"Hey, we need your help," replied Phoenix.

"Just tell me how I can be of assistance."

"Well, Rosie let my pool guy feel her up while she was trying to seduce my husband."

"Jesus, Rosie!" exclaimed Lulu. "What made you try to have a threesome? Don't get me wrong, they can be a lot of fun and with proper planning, they can be a safe and beautiful experience for everyone involved, but it seems pretty inappropriate in this situation."

"What? No," I said. "I didn't let him feel me up while Sean was present and being seduced by me. It was really just a case of mistaken identity. An honest mistake, if you ask me."

"Oh, well that's a little better. But still, how do you mistake them? Was it a classic masquerade ball mix up?"

"A what?"

"You know. Everyone has masks on. Things get hot and heavy and then the masks come off and you realize you just slept with some stranger who had the same jaw line as your husband. And then he divorces you and you're alone forever with your seven cats."

"Jesus, sorry I asked," I said. "But yes, I guess it was kind of like whatever the hell you just said.

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